He’s been on video with a car that is smarter than him, now he’s on a video with a daughter that’s smarter than him. Will someone get ‘The Hoff’ an intervention?
For my friends who sometimes drink too much remember…Wendy’s serves food till late at night.


He’s an amateur.
Any drunk knows you gotta doublefist a big burger with cheese!
Is that why the Dip Dog so popular in your hometown? Only one free hand needed?
Indeed – and it comes with the mustard already on it.
Plus, it gives you a free hand for da 40 …